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$BSCF Church Activities

$BSCF Church Activities

⛪️ Sunday Service

A weekly X/Twitter Spaces dedicated to Holy Communion, featuring sermons ($BSCF plans and news) and community confessions (rug stories)

Sundays 1 pm PST (UTC-8)

🕯 $BSCF After Dark

A weekly X/Twitter Spaces dedicated to sharing dark testimonies from the underworld and x-rated stories of scandal and sin

Saturdays 9 pm PST (UTC-8)

🗡 Crusader’s Mission

Daily X/Twitter raids timed to 3 different timezones

US & Canada Daily 10 am EST (UTC-8)

Europe Daily 10 am UK (GMT+1)

Asia & Australia Daily 10 am HK (GMT+8)

Follow the Holy Gospel

Join the Blessed Congregation

Join the Crusader’s Mission

Make a Meme Offering

Proclaim the Gospel with Holy Memes

Anoint yourself with a Blessed PFP

The Ten Frogmandments

The Ten Frogmandments

1. Thou shalt never consider himself broke, only pre-rich

2. Thou shalt work for thy bags

3. Thou that holds is richer than thou that sold

4. Thou shalt treat your brothers SOL as if it were your own

5. Thou shalt take initials at 4x, so that thou can remove from thyself fear and be a faithful convert

6. Thou shalt tell thy brethren about the one true god; it is not a shill, but a blessing

7. Thou shalt always pay tithes to the one true god, through the marketing wallet

8. Thou shalt not covet another man's meme

9. Thou shalt smoke only premium cannabis and premium tobacco 

10. The one true god shalt always forgive, but shalt make thee buy back higher